I'm gonna bogle for the glotch
Hi I'm Abby and I hate going out to eat and I am lonely and I have no boobs. I hate it when they put bits of fruit in yogurt.

madre-deus:

my account is rated G for girls, gays and goths

i-just-wanna-laugh-bro:

long legged spider: hey

scientist: daddy

long legged spider: what the fuck

raphaelsoftiago:

maburito:

keena-kapu:

kestrel-tree:

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

Waltz of the Flowers
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legendrarrymalfoy:

shojo:

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

merry christmas adam to make it merry and satisfying

afro-elf:

violetlanternwerewolf:

afro-elf:

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.


You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.


Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

mszombi:

illmaticraj:

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.

blu-iv:

crystallized-for-eternity:

finnglas:

weirdfaggot:

mockwa:

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I heard about 20 girls in the crowd have a lesbian awakening around 2:40…

she snappedt

Is she even a real person

tokillthedragon:

mgsotacon:

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized)

goldenpoc:

blogthegreatrouge:

asifthetimehadneverpassed:

neutralbacteria:

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Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

educational af

The X one lmaoooo

sherokutakari:

haberdashing:

leaper182:

meowjorie:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

yo I can vouch for this
I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference
the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out
like at all
you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry
this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

Does this count as cake hacks?

cake: hacked

Baker voice: I’m in y'all

geekandmisandry:

tittydrjackson:

Not titties, but this is dope…

I reblogged for the post but also because I don’t know when I’ll ever get a chance to reblog something that says “not titties, but this is dope”.

arianaediits:

onlyblackgirl:

fvlani:

accras:

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer?

Sasha: But we the first family…

Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

amberisablacksheep:

The Man

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The Myth

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The Legend

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